I have a three year-old son named Alexander who’s one hundred percent boy. The other night I was getting him ready for his bath. As soon as I took off his last piece of clothing, he ran away, waving his arms madly and yelling “Look everybody, I’m a naked boy!”
He ran to where his mom was sitting, put his hands on his hips, stuck his little tummy out as far as he could, and shouted “Look Mama, I have fat belly!”
I laughed but quickly realized the joke was on me when he looked my way and with all seriousness finished his thought “…like Daddy”.
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And you used to get naked and run through the house with your hands in the air yelling, “BODY MAN!!”
Touché
Ah, from the mouths of babes…
You are, of course, participating in IBM’s Healthy Living Physical Activity program, no?
Feeling your pain too.
> You are, of course, participating in IBM’s Healthy Living
> Physical Activity program, no?
They don’t set the bar high enough to affect my belly.
full scale belly laughing, which is appropriate. love your moms comment. my son has some classics- at the moment he likes to say “dirty people”
My boys used to run around naked before/after baths yelling “Naked Boy!” like they were some kind of super hero. Actually, I think I got them started on that. Luckily, now, they’ve stopped.
My 2-1/2-year-old son currently has a favorite self-composed song he likes to sing, that goes along the lines of : “Mommy doesn’t have a penis… only boys do…”
my 4 yo son’s variation is chanting “naked butt” and shaking it in some sort of tribal dance move. maybe he’ll be good at DDR? i dunno.
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